Last night, I accidentally sprained my waist and I shouted damn loud!

Me: BABY!!!!!!!!!! 我扭到我的腰！ 很痛！！！
Baby: (looked at me) 你有腰 meh???

And when I was drinking bird nest before I headed to bed. I very kind you know, I asked baby if he wants to eat. He die die also don't want cause he often says bird nest is for ladies. Then I forced him to have a sip. Know what he said? "好喝meh?? 还不是 Jelly！！！"

You see, this is my sickening husband! TSK! He always make me feel like SLAPPING him!